It was all a false alarm. Arnie had only got a loose fog lamp due to being totally upset by the thought of some open engine surgery next Tuesday. He needs his arterial cam belts replacing and has a leaking bladder joint around his bell housing (seriously, an oil leak)!

Arnie is also a bit jealous as he shares his garage with a new LTI London Taxi and is being joined next Monday by a gleaming Silver Peugeot.

Im sure he will feel better soon if only he didnt insist on driving through every puddle, pond, lake, pot hole, up every hill and over fields, being badly behaved and getting covered in mud....

More to follow........