Hello everyone.

I recently bought myself yet another 4x4 gas guzzler which I have christened ARNIE after Arnold Schwartznegger. It uses a disgusting amount of fuel but not as much as the Range Rover that I had chipped and which only did 8 miles per gallon when I opened it up!

What I like about Arnie is that he looks really hard, in fact tough. He's 15 years old but has been well looked after even though he was imported from Japan.

Arnie has needed a bit of attention but I have lavished plenty of money on him and he is nearly fully recovered. After the weekend he will have been totally energized.

Even though he wasnt very well when I first found him he has got a habit of eating up those new Land Rover Discoveries which rather upsets them I think.
Unfortunately Arnie is a bit shy so he doesnt want his identity blown yet, if ever!

He is Metallic Black in some light, but maybe dark Blue or sometimes Green depending on the light and has blacked out windows.

Arnie has a breathing problem I think as he grunts like a bull elephant when I press down on the speed pedal, but his power whistle needs to be heard to be believed. It doesnt sound like the quick feeble psssshhht from a souped up 205 or Astra but more like a train or better an alien spaceship flying past at a million MPH.

We are going to the garage later today as I think Arnie neds some attention to a shock absorber after showing off down Broad Street tonight.

I will let you know how we get on.

LC